Dear autocorrect

1. When I type "issit", I don't want "issue".
2. When I type "lah", I don't want "lag".
3. When I type "liddat", I don't want "Linda".
4. When I type "simi", I don't want "sumo".
5. When I type "knn", I don't want "Lynn".
6. When I type "nochet", I don't want "no get".
7. When I type "wahpiang", I don't want "warping".
8. When I type "gabra", I don't want "garbage".
9. When I type "alamak", I don't want "Akamai".
10. When I type "paiseh", I don't want "pauses".
11. When I type "humchee", I don't want "hunched".
12. When I type "shiok", I don't want "shook".
13. When I type "suay", I don't want "dust".
14. When I type "kancheong", I don't want "Kanchenjunga".
15. When I type "similan", I don't want "similar".

Koalas leh!
JIALAT! JIALAT! JIALAT! Not KOALAS!!!

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